The "Relationship Goals" Cap

If you're over the drama, the complaints, and the constant unsolicited opinions, this hat is your new uniform. Boldly declaring "LESS NAGGING MORE GAGGING," it's a no-nonsense statement for those who live life on their own terms and prioritize... other forms of engagement. This isn't just a hat; it's a filter for your social life. Wear it because you've got priorities, and small talk isn't one of them. We don't apologize for directness, and neither should you.