BLD: Your Local Connection Hat

Tired of subtle dating apps? We are too. This hat cuts straight to the chase and broadcasts your preferences with maximum confidence. Our "BLD Bang Local Dads" flat-brim is explicit, defiantly humorous, and perfectly encapsulates the "IDGAF" attitude towards conventional methods of meeting people. Be prepared for dropped jaws, knowing smiles, and perhaps a few new introductions. But who cares? You're just being efficient.