Slammin' & Poundin': Your New Mantra Shirt

Tired of pretending you're a delicate flower? We are too. This shirt cuts straight to the chase and broadcasts your preferences with unapologetic, in-your-face confidence. Our "SLAMMIN' BUSCH AND POUNDIN' TUSH" tee is explicit, aggressively humorous, and perfectly encapsulates the "IDGAF" attitude towards societal norms and prudish expectations. Be prepared for shocked stares and maybe a few knowing high-fives. But who cares? You're too busy living your best, unedited life.