The "Nicest Thing I'll Say All Day"

"Finally, a shirt that accurately reflects your true nature. Forget 'cute' and 'demure' – those are for people who still get invited to brunch. This tee is for the perpetually untamed, the gloriously unhinged, and anyone whose internal monologue is 80% 'I should probably not say that.' Wear it to family gatherings, job interviews, or just to the grocery store if you enjoy making small children cry. (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for estranged relatives or awkward silences. You bought the shirt.)"