"Spoiled by my Blue Collar Dad"

"You know that rich kid stereotype? Yeah, that's cute, but your dad actually earns his money, which makes your spoiled status infinitely more charming. This 'Spoiled by my Blue Collar Dad' shirt is for those who appreciate the grit behind the glory and aren't afraid to flex their hard-earned (by him) privileges. Enjoy your life of leisure, you've got a fantastic provider. Don't forget to send him a card."