"Proceed With Caution (You're Not Ready)"

"Consider this your official heads-up, because we're tired of explaining ourselves. This 'WARNING: I can be very unladylike' shirt is for anyone who's done pretending to be dainty, delicate, or, frankly, tolerable to fragile sensibilities. It's not a threat; it's a promise of unfiltered opinions, questionable hygiene habits, and an utter disregard for your comfort. Wear it and watch the pearl-clutching begin. We're not sorry, but you might be."