"Self-Destructive Life Coach"

Why build when you can brilliantly demolish? This shirt is for the strategists among us who understand that true progress comes from reducing your options to zero and then seeing what happens. If your life philosophy involves leaving a trail of smoke and regret, but looking fabulous doing it, this is your new uniform. 'May the bridges I burn light my path' – because who needs friends when you have the glow of glorious, fiery destruction? Not responsible for lack of future job references."