"Questionable Life Choices"

"So, you looked deep into your soul, and what did you find? A 'Lickalotapus.' This tee is for those who are either profoundly honest about their eccentricities or just really bad at self-reflection. It's a bold statement that your 'inner self' is probably a lot weirder than people expect, and possibly prone to inappropriate public displays. Perfect for confusing onlookers and confirming everyone's suspicions about your oddness."