"Entrepreneurial Spirit (of Questionable Morals)"

"Forget your traditional 9-to-5; this shirt is for the real hustlers. If your business model involves 'Less Till'n, More Fill'n' and offering 'Hoochie Daddy Services,' then congratulations, you've found your uniform. This isn't just clothing; it's a bold declaration of your entrepreneurial spirit and complete disregard for societal judgment. Wear it and let everyone know you're supporting local... efforts. Not responsible for awkward family dinners or sudden career changes."