"My Love Is Conditional (On Gifts)"
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"Some people want emotional support. You want shiny things and superficial praise. This tee is for the truly evolved individual who understands that affection is best when it's transactional. It’s not offensive; it’s just honest about what it takes to keep you 'good.' Perfect for subtle manipulation, reminding your partner of their duties, or just expressing your very specific (and slightly unhinged) needs. Get yours before someone tries to offer you 'emotional support