"Serial Killer with Feelings"

"Finally, a shirt that acknowledges the crushing weight of existence, even for those who excel at terror. This 'Even Baddies Get Saddies' tee is for the perpetually misunderstood, the villainous with a vulnerable side, and anyone who's tired of pretending their soul isn't a dark abyss. Perfect for moments of existential dread, post-murder clean-ups, or just when you need a good cry in your blanket fort. Embrace your inner sadist and your inner sadness. It's called balance."