The "Klondike Kriminal" Confession Tee

"So, you've got a price, and apparently, it's a frozen treat. This shirt is for anyone whose moral compass is as solid as melting ice cream, and whose commitment to ethical behavior crumbles for the right confectionery bribe. 'I Heard What You Did For A Klondike' – and honestly, we're not judging, just admiring your dedication to personal gain (and dessert). Don't pretend you wouldn't do it too. Call us, we'll split the spoils."