The "Genetically Blessed & Low Effort" Vibe Tee

"Some people hit the gym. You, however, rely on genetics and a solid playlist. This shirt is for anyone whose entire personality is built on their 'thick thighs' (which are probably just regular thighs, let's be honest) and an unapologetic obsession with R&B. It's not offensive; it's just a brutally honest declaration that your 'vibes' are more important than your work ethic. Perfect for lounging, judging, and reminding everyone you're too cool to try hard."